teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA
yabba dabba done with ur shit
[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]
there was a guy at the park today who was quentin tarantino so i asked him “are you quentin tarantino” and he said “no” so it actually wasn’t quentin tarantino but i feel like i’m getting close
When I was like 8 my mom took sims away bc I made girls kiss lmao nice try mom I’m still gay
Trying to spy on dick at the urinal next to you without looking down
They’re poisoning them early
Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now
"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.
woah! are bras really that expensive??
*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*
I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice
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