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sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

Just because two people are capable of deeply hurting each other over and over again does not make them passionate, star-crossed lovers. It makes them two people who keep doing terrible things to each other. Someone’s ability to make you completely and utterly soul-crushingly miserable does not mean they are a soul mate with some deep insight into your psyche. They are just someone who is really good at making you unhappy.
Andrea Greb, You Are Not Blair Waldorf (via psych-facts)

turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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mama-panther:

[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

findingquentin:

there was a guy at the park today who was quentin tarantino so i asked him “are you quentin tarantino” and he said “no” so it actually wasn’t quentin tarantino but i feel like i’m getting close

weedkinz:

When I was like 8 my mom took sims away bc I made girls kiss lmao nice try mom I’m still gay

snatchedweaves:

Trying to spy on dick at the urinal next to you without looking down

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

boostiels:

noctstiel:

kanyeghostniall:

"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.

woah! are bras really that expensive??

oh hun

hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

6yr:

last name: blogger, first name: shitty