I couldn’t think of the word for tea so I said England water
calling me “thirsty” isn’t even an insult it’s a known fact
my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another
saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license
I think it’s safe to say you’re probably smarter than a lot of the government.
Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.
i hate when ppl are like “ew he’s ugly he has acne”
like u do know that people can’t control their acne
it’s not their fault
don’t be a dick
mom: you can’t lie in bed all day and do nothing you have chores to do
me: close my door on your way out
Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.
*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait
Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much
his shirt 😍
Shut the fuck up
reblog in fvie secnods or els u die
Kesha got out of rehab, cut her hair, unfollowed Dr. Luke, changed her artistic name to Kesha Rose, and updated her twitter image, bio and header
I can feel the comeback in my bones